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Forever inspiring.

Forever inspiring.

John Stamos. Vanity. Gene Simmons. Together in a James Bond parody.


Needless to say, I was heartbroken when the VHS tape was missing from the box at Goodwill. :(

Happy Birthday Mr. T!!!

Laurence Tureaud aka B.A. (Bad Attitude) Baracus turns 61 today.

Happy Birthday Mr. T!!!

Laurence Tureaud aka B.A. (Bad Attitude) Baracus turns 61 today.

Underrated lifestyle inspiration, Dolli Dimples, aka The Hippo From Hoboken.

“Dolli Dimples is a blues/jazz piano-playing hippo that would often sweet-talk and dedicate songs to the guests sitting near the other side of her piano. She would also reminisce of her former husbands, often tying them in to monologues of song titles. She also has been known uses innuendo and makes suggestive comments.”—ShowBiz Pizza Wiki

Underrated lifestyle inspiration, Dolli Dimples, aka The Hippo From Hoboken.

“Dolli Dimples is a blues/jazz piano-playing hippo that would often sweet-talk and dedicate songs to the guests sitting near the other side of her piano. She would also reminisce of her former husbands, often tying them in to monologues of song titles. She also has been known uses innuendo and makes suggestive comments.”—ShowBiz Pizza Wiki

One pizza phone, with the works!

One pizza phone, with the works!

She is really excited to model my new ALF party hat.

She is really excited to model my new ALF party hat.

Q WTF?

Q WTF?

This photo is juicy with sex majick.

This photo is juicy with sex majick.

Happy Halloween to all you ghouls & geeks!

Happy Halloween to all you ghouls & geeks!

Relaxing with some old Hot Dog mags.

Relaxing with some old Hot Dog mags.

My new BF.

My new BF.

Bolo Tie AND A Wolf Cameo?! Pretty much amazing.

Bolo Tie AND A Wolf Cameo?!

Pretty much amazing.

Actually, BOTH!

Actually, BOTH!

Forever sexy.

Forever sexy.

Booger luv!

Booger luv!